JmaC07.07.11 -- 10:05 am
This site is DOPE!
 
DG07.06.11 -- 08:38 am
Damn you burner!
 
berner07.06.11 -- 08:37 am
this site just made my day
 
adam03.16.10 -- 09:23 am
it's 2010!!
 
Dave11.13.09 -- 08:35 pm
What's it like getting inside Tonya? SHOW HER OFF TO THE WORLD!
 
dg10.05.09 -- 05:52 am
whoa! I forgot this site was on the internetz!
 
Shitz10.04.09 -- 09:09 pm
do you even know this site exists? Jiminy Cricket by golly
 
big08.06.09 -- 03:45 am
Top Gear + Subaru + Totally Necessary Airplanes/Dirtbikes = http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=ES&v=qM1WSKJ3PJs
 
dirty03.03.09 -- 08:24 pm
updates! i'm lovin' the MMO site. i don't know how you MEN do it... also, sick rims. when did you get those? i'm planning on comin' how this summer for ~10 days. i'm expecting hack sesh's for ... mmm ... ~10 of those days. say hi to the wife for me.
 
Dave02.18.09 -- 06:24 pm
I want this!
 
taint01.03.09 -- 11:04 pm
Don + bow tie = insta-classic
 
dirt12.23.08 -- 09:03 am
i'm lovin' MMO. so great.
 
dirt11.29.08 -- 02:27 pm
Emily and Doug, welcome to fewer taxes. And congrats on getting married... as well.
 
Shitz11.26.08 -- 01:22 pm
"Tic toc tic toc" (88 minutes)
 
EmC (almost G)11.26.08 -- 12:46 pm
Two days!!!
 
taint11.06.08 -- 04:25 pm
damn that Halloween party looks sweet. ...who was the rainbow care bear? =]
 
taint10.26.08 -- 07:23 pm
no shit! 7-1!? jesus! plus, they'll win *at least* one more game, hopefully more. i can't believe the Brew Crew is pulling through. like McDonald's, i'm lovin' it. you gone to any games, Sanch?
 
dg10.13.08 -- 06:28 am
Alright roaches, there is two updates in a week. Now all I need is my weekly djschaefer.net fix of dan schaefer flattery.
 
big10.03.08 -- 01:06 am
taint, i think your PHP is missing pwnfactory_all('NY hipsters'). dg, updates?
 
taint10.02.08 -- 04:43 pm
kit kat! get yourself a website and join the crew. (http://djschaefer.net)
 
Shitz10.01.08 -- 07:39 pm
Aight...lets see a update...maybe talk about some new friends you met like Tranny
 
dg09.29.08 -- 09:02 am
that is big's fault. I will tell him you are shaking your head at his php efforts. f'n spaniard.
 
dirt09.29.08 -- 08:58 am
oh, and it looks like you're missing something in your PHP. you need the date_default_timezone_set() somewhere in there so we don't have to go by this PACIFIC time zone bull-ish.
 
dirt09.29.08 -- 08:55 am
come now, i like Times New Roman font. damnit! i suppose it does look outdated...
 
dirt09.12.08 -- 07:58 am
sanch. write something. word on the street (yes, even here on the East Coast) is that you've got some big news. why not write about that? =]
 
Shitz06.29.08 -- 01:17 pm
ya...it better be a great update, along with some rad pics
 
dirt06.20.08 -- 02:41 pm
jesus Sanch. 2 months w/o and update...
 
Shitz04.10.08 -- 10:27 pm
Try this one for size biggy smalzzz "We've gotta be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans both at the same time. It's exhausting!."
 
big03.12.08 -- 02:44 am
glass of wine (spain) for sourcing this oscar worthy line: "I'm gonna take you to the bank...the blood bank"
 
Shitz02.27.08 -- 03:27 pm
Fishing pics STAT!
 
dg02.04.08 -- 10:45 am
Tom Brady... choke under pressure? First time he's been rushed to throw in a long time? Not actually MVP? I don't know who is more overrated him, or Tony Romo. Brady got what he deserved, 18-1. He aint no Brettt Barrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Shitz02.04.08 -- 10:42 am
Way to go NY Giants. Tom Brady is sulking it up today
 
Shitz01.04.08 -- 12:10 am
Hey big M, nice set of wheels, wanna drag?
 
12.04.07 -- 05:38 am
I don't understand why we can't love the Cherished Teddies AND the Hershey's, but, if you really want to boil it down . . . Cherished Teddies > Hershey's. Tater is so cute.
 
dirt10.29.07 -- 12:50 pm
sanch, halloween pics. stat.
 
dirt10.28.07 -- 09:29 am
score up one drink for Shitz. alright, how about the Governators name in Commando? (without looking it up)
 
Shitz09.11.07 -- 07:20 am
That's easy, Dutch. My favorite is either Billy or Blain.
 
dirt08.29.07 -- 05:52 pm
i'll buy a drink for the first person to name Arnold Schwarzenegger's character in Predator.
 
SETRIP08.26.07 -- 12:34 am
Hey whats up? Found your movies directory from google! I figured I would give you an adsense click too while I was here. Stop by sometime. http://stretchnuts.net
 
EmC08.23.07 -- 11:33 am
I just love the Tonka Track sweatshirt. Period. It keeps me nice and warm - not unlike, say, the rug.
 
Shitz08.22.07 -- 07:10 pm
I love it when I puruse through your pics I see a MTKA Track sweatshirt every once in a blue moon ;)
 
EmC08.06.07 -- 11:05 am
Another updateless month has passed . . . all those empty promises, and so much has happened!
 
Shitz07.28.07 -- 05:53 pm
It's time for the "wheel ***** role call"! thats at least how I interprated it.
 
AW07.20.07 -- 04:16 pm
Q: Where is your computer? A: Rotting away somewhere along with your skillzz. Man, Computer >> Makeup Stand. Serious
 
Shitz07.08.07 -- 07:19 pm
House warming party? FREE Air Conditioning! I'm THERE!
 
EmC07.05.07 -- 10:00 am
Check out this guy -- kickin' ass at three posts in a week.
 
DG07.05.07 -- 08:46 am
This message board gets used too much. I may have to close this sosa down.
 
EmC05.10.07 -- 01:28 pm
I think someone needs to get the word out about this message board, huh? Props to Coleman, though, for keeping it afloat all these months. I was just thinking about how fun it's going to be to rummage through all of Curtis and Cindy's things this weekend at their garage sale. Pretty cool, huh? Also, let's at least attempt to get on Smarter Than Staci this summer. Anyway, I don't know about you, but I really go for some . . . como se dice . . . Snick-ohhhhhs?
 
Shitz03.25.07 -- 06:20 pm
I see Patrick Swayze is brewing up another blockbuster!
 
Shitz03.15.07 -- 07:12 pm
696-9696, enough said.
 
Shitz02.20.07 -- 04:37 pm
thanks for the age change...I think more women would like a older more "musty" gentleman
 
EmC01.02.07 -- 03:48 pm
Lizzabeth anxiously awaits the most recent pictures of youknowwho. Bring 'em out, bring 'em out.
 
Shitz12.10.06 -- 09:12 pm
Change my age in my bio
 
cirlce sesh11.29.06 -- 08:08 pm
Anyone want to set up a circle sesh in the next couple weeks? anyone? Anyone? Bueler? rosh?
 
dirt11.16.06 -- 08:19 pm
that really is a cool car. good choice. i'm jealous.
 
EmC11.14.06 -- 05:37 am
Hey, that's mine! [Giggles like a little girl.]
 
DG11.13.06 -- 03:10 pm
I just don't know Danny, I think its your highly entertaining blog that I read so avidly. It's both inspiring and uplifting. It makes me want to be a better man.
 
dirt11.12.06 -- 10:48 pm
holy shit! 2 posts. 8 days. ...you feeling ok?
 
Sgt. Shitz11.02.06 -- 06:01 pm
You obviously do not watch South Park.... check out my costume @ http://stcloudstate.facebook.com/profile.php?id=56001051
 
dirt11.01.06 -- 02:16 pm
i'm so lost as to the meaning of the last comment...
 
Sgt. Shitz10.29.06 -- 05:43 pm
I am A.W.E.S.O.M.E. - 4000 for holloween...its fuggin great, if your into South Park
 
EmC10.27.06 -- 09:31 am
Monthly, bi-monthly . . . really, who's keeping track? That's not a rhetorical question, either, Doug. The answer is "no one." No one's keeping track. We've all lost interest. No, no. Only kidding, but an update couldn't hurt. Your loyal followers wait with angst.
 
Bw10.23.06 -- 04:46 pm
Montly update, who's he kidding?
 
squat09.27.06 -- 08:18 am
dirt..you wouldn't forget about vega. She's a little metro too you guys would be good together. hah
 
dirt09.26.06 -- 01:05 am
he's a busy man running shit over in Athletics, give him a break. he's going to be REALLY busy once G$ doesn't even make it to a damn bowl game. at least Shannon will be nice and angry... =]
 
EmC09.21.06 -- 12:50 pm
I'm Doug Goon. I'm, like, sooooo busy and important that I can't even be bothered to update my own website. I'm Doug Goon, and I'm so over it.
 
dirt09.19.06 -- 10:07 pm
i didn't forget ... about Vega.
 
Squat09.09.06 -- 02:42 pm
Excuse me....I am coming home for the birthday celebration of Big Donny G. I'm the perfect daughter did you forget? ha :)
 
Sgt. Shitz09.07.06 -- 09:20 pm
uh oh.. "H" to the Sqaut'rs comin to town....(hasn't it only been 2 weeks?) you should be hittin up the Fratz like uncle shaf did.
 
Squat09.06.06 -- 09:48 pm
Sanny..yeah that was me trying to write a little note down there I'm a dumbass...what can i say it runs in the family! Anyway...thanks for the picture update..that one is MUCH better! SEE ya soon! Tell all your buds i SAy Hey!
 
Sq09.06.06 -- 09:46 pm
 
dirt09.06.06 -- 07:14 am
that new pic you've got up is damn sexy.
 
D&D09.03.06 -- 04:33 pm
We had a great time having you with us in EC this weekend. Hope to see you again soon.
 
Shitzsers08.31.06 -- 12:12 pm
Well the "good guys" won the strenuous vollyball battle on the barron sand wasteland. I will say that competition this year was definetly an upgrade from years prior. I believe doug and I made front headlines in over 35 nations. good show this year....nobody died and for a fewed b of us, our 'faith' was tested by 'jesus'. until next year.
 
EmC08.28.06 -- 07:53 am
I just checked what time it is at dg.com, and it appears to be both amateur hour AND time for a new update.
 
Donmesswhifmama08.25.06 -- 09:19 pm
Ditto on the "you need a new picture thing" posted by Squat. This site has become pretty worthless in its timely updates. What will the next update be..married with children?
 
Shitz08.17.06 -- 06:22 am
Big Game comin up this weekend...a lot is at stakes (money, ego's, Braggin rights, and most important of all, Women). It will get dirty with players trying old tricks (throwing sand in the oponents eyes, and the classic comment "look at those 15 year olds") but who knows what aces the competition has up its sleaves this year, one can only expect it will be frowned upon by society and possibly the law enforcement. Good luck to Shaf and Roeb....You'll need it!... HAMMMMMOOOOO
 
dirt08.14.06 -- 08:16 pm
Shitz: 1 GoD: 0
 
Shitz08.11.06 -- 09:36 pm
Am I GoD?
 
dirt08.10.06 -- 03:14 pm
squat: 1 sanch: 0
 
Squat07.19.06 -- 09:20 pm
Gracias for the pix and I must say it had everything to do with my amazing bat...:) P.S You need a new picture of yourself on your homepage. Its getting old...kinda like you!
 
dirt07.08.06 -- 01:48 pm
i liked this line in your last post: "I can't say for sure, but I think the win might have a little something to do with this: (pic of Squat)" it made me laugh.
 
EmC06.26.06 -- 04:01 pm
*censorship
 
schwarty06.26.06 -- 11:08 am
kid ... why did you delete my other comment ... thats sensorship.... bast!
 
Schwarty06.25.06 -- 12:35 pm
goon whats crakin son .... kid iraq sucks .. hate the heat it is now 120 degrees on a daily ...heat sucks man but i have noticed once it gets above 120 such as 130 and 140 you really dont notice the diff ... really you just slow down cant move as quickly must drink alot more water ..... and im talking like a case of bottled water a day ..it sucks oh and score is still schwarty 1 jihad targeting schwarty tried 6 success 0 kiard ... yea right now still waiting for surgery on my knee for an almost success on the jihads part well see what happens ill keep you posted
 
dirty06.20.06 -- 11:03 pm
aquarius, and yourself?
 
Shitz06.13.06 -- 10:49 pm
Whats your sign?
 
EmC06.05.06 -- 11:13 am
I put on two no. 1s. Please re-number accordingly.
 
EmC06.05.06 -- 11:12 am
No, Nathaniel, we are NOT doing Beer & Pizza this week. Why? The reason is threefold: 1) Holly quit -- can you even believe it? We will have a day/week of rest in her honor. 1) The staff softball game (which you will attend) may go into the late late evening :) 2) After the softball game is a BFAB(ulous) happy hour for - you guessed it! - BOBO! This will be at Sally's.
 
Bw06.02.06 -- 05:01 pm
Wednesday, Dirty. It should be a fine remedy to a drunk Tuesday night. PS: My terreting skills have gone downhill in Europe, the French only give me wierd looks (although they did that anyway). But don't worry, it'll come back.
 
dirty05.30.06 -- 09:09 pm
when are we doing beer and pizza again?
 
EmC05.30.06 -- 03:50 pm
Let me begin by saying that I could not be happier to find myself sober in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE of this update. I imagine that next time around, post-birthday and all, I will not be so lucky. Also, as an outsider looking in, as in . . . if I were a stranger reading this . . . the only deduction to be made is this: you sure have a fun life. Lastly, word around the apartment says that BW might be back as soon as Friday. Lord have mercy! Mercy Lord have. Have mercy Lord.
 
Shitz05.30.06 -- 02:28 pm
F$ck! I forgot to post the address.... wow http://www.wftv.com/video/4470627/detail.html
 
Shitz05.30.06 -- 02:27 pm
Check this out...it could bump someone off your top 5 movie list
 
DG05.26.06 -- 11:24 am
The 'comments' section is finally up and running. I really can't take credit for any of it. Biggles, Tomas, gracias and merci beaucoup. I hope someone else writes something in here. Until then, I'll just feel really awesome posting on my own wall.
 


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