Turf: West Side St. Paul

Age: old.

Work/School: University of Minnesota

Lovelife: Taken, sorry all you ladies

Strengths: Being a roach, cleaning, computers

Weaknesses: Short temper, road rage, loud, the list goes on..


Hello. Welcome to douggoonDOTcom. All about Doug Goon. This site is pretty worthless, not going to lie. Hopefully you will get at least something from this site and if not, I apologize for wasting valueble time out of your day. To start out, Doug Goon is just a simple man, with simple needs. Doug Goon has a wonderful girlfriend who he loves very dearly. Doug Goon has a wonderful family that he is truly greatful for. Last but not least Doug Goon has friends that he cherishes for every single detail and flaw that they have, and that ladies and gents, that is how the KC ride. But enough about Doug Goon, lets talk a bit about me. no more talky.

Desktops: Home Machine, Other Home Machine, Work Desktop.



11.22.05 -- 2:13 p.m. -- Well its been a while, I am really slacking with school and work, but I won't give you any excuses. Lots has happened since Halloween. First, Halloween happened, I was Fred Flinstone and Diana was Betty Rubble, it was a scandelous time. We carved pumpkins, they turned out awesome. I even managed to get the Mudman to demonstrate his artistic talent.

Second, there was a road trip to Morris, Minnesota sometime in there. Me and Diana drove together in the green saturn and I definately had a lovely ride through no-mans land minnesota. The bars there are awesome seriously, small town, cheap beer and small town folk, damn it was good. We rented a party bus and drank till our eyes went dark with booze on the bus and drinks at every bar we stopped at. We rented a hotel room as well, so come the end of the night Di and I didn't have to leave the comforts of Morris.

Third, November came and left. Thanksgiving was excellent as usual with the grandma making an outstanding bird with gravy, mashed potatoes, rolls, and the works. Really it doesn't come any better. After that I was anxious to make my own turkey so Diana and I bought a small 10 lb'er and cooked her up. For my first turkey it went pretty well. Can't say its hard to cook a turkey however, it was definately a proud experience.

Shorty after Thanksgiving it was my birthday. Diana and I headed down to the rents the morning of the 5th to help my parents cook and prepare homemade egg rolls, chicken enchiladas, and spanish rice. You won't find a finer meal. I was a lucky guy this year with the presents. I recieved a frying pan, a torch lamp, awesome fiestaware, an black and decker vegetable/whatever electric chopper, and last but not least, the best pair of shoes I have ever had. Thank you again Diana Marie :)




I have just finished the first semester of my 4th year of college this week and I am pretty stoked about it. I have also already completed all of my Christmas shopping as well [and there is still like three days till Christmas!] Usually I am scrambling about this time trying to get it done. The presents I bought this year are dominant and exactly what people wanted so I sure hope they weren't lying. This weekend I will be heading to my Grandma Goons for soup and sandwiches [Christmas Eve] and then going to Grandma Long's for the rest of the evening [booze and games]. And tonight, well tonight me and Diana are going to run some errands, make some food, wrap some gifts, and last but not least, eat the wonderful cookies that she has ALREADY taken a picture of and that I have not tasted yet.

I hope you all have an outstanding Christmas. I would like to emphasize the fact that I chose Christmas and not the politically correct term "Holiday". Merry Christmas > Happy Holidays. Honestly people, enough with that ish. I'll leave you with a joke I heard the other day:

    Everytime you hold back from saying Merry Christmas and instead say Happy Holidays, an angel gets Aids.




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