Turf: Cloud Nine, Ex-Chanhassen represent a.k.a Gary's school of hard knocks.

Age:23

Work/School: SCSU Elite. Professional air plane commander.

Lovelife: Best described as the constant struggle to juggle no more than three women at a time.

Strengths: Corrupting Microsoft operating systems, partybarge, gambling with the best of them, instructing aviation, makin moves, cutting wood for Gary, making gasoline [see Saturn5].

Weaknesses: Cub Foods, Bayview, anything that costs money.

Where do I even start with kit kat? Let's see, I have known the kid since 3rd grade and really... he hasn't changed much. Back then he was sweet shit and to this day he continues to impress me [crossing the line is not an issue, he doesn't think twice]. While he continues to grow more and more computer savvy, his collection of pr0n continues to quadruple each month. Cole's aggressive driving skills behind the wheel of the Saturn5 are mind blowing. His previous car, the Plymouth Acclaim, went down the hard way when it simply couldnt perform like the V6 sticker said it could.

As a pilot, the percentage of honesty that is discharged from Cole's mouth continues to depreciate. Gotta respect it. But seriously, he aint that bad of a guy. His hairy chest can be cozy and his volleyball skills are far from novice. All in all, there isn't anything Coleman can't do. More to come later....

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