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Turf: West Side St. Paul
Age: Old.
Work/School: University of Minnesota
Lovelife: Happily taken.
Strengths: Procrastination, cleaning, computers, sleeping.
Weaknesses: Good food, womens, nice cars, Thorton, and laughter.
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Hello. Welcome to douggoonDOTcom. All about Doug Goon. This site is pretty worthless, not going to lie. Hopefully you will get at least something from this site and if not, I apologize for wasting valueble time out of your day. To start out, Doug Goon is just
a simple man, with simple needs. Doug Goon was a very eligible and disease free bachelor, and now he is simply disease free. Doug Goon has a wonderful family that he is truly greatful for. Last but not least, Doug Goon has friends that he cherishes
for every single detail and flaw that they have which sounds cliche, but in fact is the truth. But enough about Doug Goon, lets talk a bit about me.
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9.1.06 -- 11:42 a.m. -- A new month, a new update, or something like that.
Over the last couple months I upgraded the stats on 1005 Minnehaha a.k.a. painted the kitchen, bathroom and
bought new rugs and decor for my fancy man bathroom. I don't have pics yet, but they will come in short time.
My favorite sister also left for college on the 19th. Iowa Hawkeye she is, and donebar they are when they come to play the
Gophers this year. Glendale is going to eat them up with strats. Anywho, keep tabs on her
here.
I miss ya already squatter! :(
We [Em, Nate, Josh, Rachel, Mike, Schaef, Cole, Guti, Big, Cooper] had some cabin festivities the weekend of the 19th. Lots of
golf, volleyball, swimming, casino, and eating meat. Just a slice of heaven, really. Highlights of the trip include:
- Cole and I locking down the volleyball tournament championship, four years in a row.
- King of the Nile and the Tiki Torch game [ALLLLLLLLL RED, ALLLLLLLLLLLL RED].
- Casino coffee, which really is delicious however, is so acidic that gut rot immanent is like clockwork.
- The two long jumpers [see below].
- Classic Light/Ice. nuff said.
- Cole's guitar skills and hand forming loon call that had all the cart girls WOW'ing.
- Big Trouble in Little China. [when is it not a highlight?]
- And last but not least, golfing with Don and Pam.
This is what happens when you listen to R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly, or watch Rico Tucker play basketball, too many
times:
And as if that was not enough, Dashing Daniel
decided to give it a go as well. While I commend his effort, I am anti-aroused by
the Vaseline like mud that stuck all over his swimsuit/legs.
Kit kat went in as well after trying to tightrope a muddy sewer pipe in golf shoes. Result: the mud leg.
Nearing the end of August, Nate has moved in. The house is back alive again, with people, and not so desolate. Thank god.
For the most part, I am excited for some company, less monthly bills, and an in-house shoooters partner. Fantasy football has
started and although I didn't get Brett Favre this year, the season is looking promising:
Thats it for this update. Be sure to check out the cabin pics and leave
a message in the ask section.
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